Sunday, October 15, 2006

Seniors Having Babies

Subject: Seniors Having Babies
Just in case any of you were contemplating having another baby.

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him."

3 comments:

lori said...

PEA said...

LOL oh my, now that is funny!!! I've copied this down and will share it with my mom...she loves any of those senior jokes to tell her friends...by they way, they're all seniors!! lol

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mouse said...

Love this one, did you get this one from your mom also?

Barb said...

This cracked me completely up the first time I saw it (came in an email I think) and it cracked me up again today. I have no idea why since I'm an age where it's painfully close to the truth!