Monday, October 16, 2006

Comment from my Mom

I sent my mom all of your wonderful comments regarding her humor. This is what she email back. Plus, the Senior moment and dog pics are from Mom.


Lori,

I have such a great group that keep me laughing when I need to, so here are some more of the funnies I get from a friend from church and another that lives in NY. and some from a Pastor Wayne you remember him during the revival you sang at. :o)
Thanks for the nice blog you sent about me. You know how much you mean to me and how proud I am of you.
Love
Mom

Enjoy!

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."


STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."


BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"


SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

Drew (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"


CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"


JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"


TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon Mom will never forget....
was this particular Sunday sermon...
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust."
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, what is butt dust?"

This just goes to show, some days are diamonds; some days are butt dust!

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3 comments:

e-Mom said...

Lori, I never know what I'm going to find when I come here, but these are too cute. I'm going to pass them on if you don't mind!

lori said...

e-mom,

I hope that this is a good thing?

Yes, please pass them on.

Linda A said...

A merry heart doeth good like medicine.. Thanks for the tonic. I'd like to pass them on also.