Friday, June 22, 2007

Thoughts from Mom

I've been swamped again this week, it has left me with no time to post. Things really should slow down next week. I only have one appointment on Tuesday and work on Friday morning. With the kids being off of school for the summer, I should be able to sleep in a bit next week. I love it when school is out, I really do feel like I have more time. I guess not having to get them up and around, plus run them to school, has given me some free time to my mornings. This week was full of appointments and grocery shopping but next week will be slower.

I pray you all have a wonderful weekend!

My post today is from my Mom. Mom sent me these thought provoking questions,(Hee, Hee) a few days ago but I've been so busy I haven't had time to read them. My silly Mama!

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

4 comments:

e-Mom said...

Rolling on the floor laughing! Where does your Mom get these funnies??? She is amazing. Printing.
(My favorite... Alphabet Song & Twinkle Twinkle... why are you singing the two songs above?)

Have a blessed weekend, and thank your Mom for me. (I'm still grinning.)

dot said...

Enjoyed! They were all funny.

Lori said...

E-mom,

My mother is a funny one!

Dot,

When my mom get's back from the lake I am sure she will read this. I'll let her know you enjoyed them.

groovyoldlady said...

Baa-Baa Black Sheep ALSO has the same tune as Twinkle-Twinkle and the ABC song.

What does it mean to "crack corn" anyway? I've picked it, shucked it, cooked it, eaten it, scrapeed it and creamed it, but I've never cracked it. Not that anyone would care if I did.

These are hilarious. I'd heard a few of 'em before, but several were new. Thank your mom for the smile!