To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let
you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck
when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the
driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead
of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent, but fortunately, the pickup
came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for
you, my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
Thanks for sending this to me Mom. Goodness, this is soooo me! Still ROFL!
I only got into two accidents this year. Now, if you are referring to three years ago when my truck slide in front of that Semi and they had to total it. Just remember, it was snowing pretty hard that day. OK two weeks later I did happen to run head-on into a parked car with my brand New Ford Ranger. It was Christmas morning and very foggy PLUS they were parked in a no parking zone. (I know what you'll are thinking! NO, I don't drink) LOL!! Oh my, this was soooo me!