Friday, April 13, 2007

E-mail of The Year

My mom sent me this email yesterday, boy did I get a chuckle out of it. I have to say when I go to bed at night, I am exhausted from my days work. I thought this email was pretty funny!

Thanks Mom for the email. : )

Voted Best E-mail of The Year

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mopped the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chicken and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."

6 comments:

Corry said...

I got a good laugh out of this one.:-D

Thanks for the visit and the comment. I hope to see you back soon. I definitely will :-)

Have a very blessed weekend, Lori.

God's Grace.

dot said...

Lori, that is so funny! Thanks for giving me a laugh. For some reason my bloglines hasn't been showing your updates so I finally got suspicious and checked your blog. Love your vacation pictures. Glad ya'll got to go!

Maria said...

Lor, Thanks for the laugh, and thank your Mom for sending that along to you. That is so funny!

Jim said...

This is a good one for the women! But are you sure there actually are any women like this?
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lori said...

Corry,

I enjoyed this as well.



dot,

My mom's emails sure make me laugh as well. This one was very good.


Mariaaaa,

Hello friend! I will pass your message along to my mom.



Jim,

I think I laughed as hard at your comment as I did this email message.

Nathalie Uy said...

Breathe it all in, Love it all out. May you have a good day, and keep on sharing good thoughts :)
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