Thursday, November 30, 2006

Another funny from my MOM

Tonight, I have to work at my Janitors job, tomorrow morning I work at my house cleaning job then my motor route and after my motor route I am taking Boaz and Josh to a sleep over at our church. My twins are having their best friends spend the night again. (Take a breath) No time to post, so here is a funny from my comedian Mother.













Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .



I'm sorry. What was the question?

10 comments:

PEA said...

Lol love it!! But ohhh so true! hehe Sounds like your days are still very busy...a mother's job is never done!!! Hugs xox

Deepak Gopi said...

Hi:)
good day.i really liked the pic

Jeanette said...

HI Lori
had a good chuckle at the jokes.

happy and blue 2 said...

LOL at the joke. Perfect for a Friday.
Hope you have an easy, although busy, day.
And have a great weekend..

mouse said...

Thanks for the smile that spread across my face as I read this one. Tell your mama Thanks. Girl slow down sometimes, your wearing me out.

eph2810 said...

LOL - too funny. Although I have to say, my hubby changed a lightbulb out that burned out in the morning...:)

e-Mom said...

Very cute. Send your funny Mom my thanks. We're all very busy this holiday season, so don't worry about us. Try to take it easy. Cute graphic!

john said...

How does your Mom know my wife? That's her speech-exactly. Thanks for the laugh.

Christina said...

Funny and so true.

trinitystar said...

Yep! it must be a worldwide thing.
the list is endless.
you made me chuckle