Thursday, August 09, 2007

Here is a funny from MaMa

Hi Everyone
Lori is a little better so please continue to Pray for her. Thankfully she was not sick while on vacation.
Not sure if I will blog on my own or not I enjoy reading the blogs.
Okay here is one of MaMa's funnies. I really enjoyed this myself and
I could just imagine the looks a person would get trying just one of these.
Enjoy

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,

ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling
Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
Prophecy".

8. Don't use any

punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .. SMILE>>

5 comments:

Kathy said...

Hi, I came across your blog through someone else's. I am always looking for other Christian blogs to read and I enjoyed this one. Would you be interested in a link exchange? If so, you can find mine at www.kathysklavier.blogspot.com

dot said...

Those are halarious! Can you imagine really doing some of them? lol

Neva said...

Too too funny!

Peace
Neva

Amel's Realm said...

LOL!!! Oh dear you're SO FUNNY, L's Mama!!!

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e-Mom said...

Loved these! You always have the best funnies. Thanks once again. :~)